August 23, 2010

Tomato humor

2 jokes for today:

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date!


How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste!

1 comment:

  1. Ken E.August 25, 2010

    I thought you fixed broken pizzas with duct tape?

    Speaking of which, what do they call duct tape in Kentucky?

    Chrome!

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